• "Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"

  - Dan Naturman

  Comedian

• "I am seeing everything in yellow."

  - IP Daily

  male

• "Dan is funny as all hell, period. I watch his stuff over and over."

  - Benji Lovitt

  Comedian

• ""I find you quite funny and attractive (8.5"). I hope I get to see you perform when I come up from Philly (Red hair; T&A).""

  - Laura Hadden

  30yo SWF

• "Marriage is a sucker trap."

  - Mitch Romney

  Everyman

• "Dan smells really good today."

  - Dan's

  stalker

• "I saw Dan at a night club doing jokes and the mic died out. Dan didn't loose his cool he simply asked the manager for a new working mic."

  - Boss Stevens

  Comedy fan

• "My quote disappeared"

  - Prior

  contributor

• "Sorry, I don't have any quotes right now. Check back soon!"

  - Jack

  WebMaster

• "Dan is only funny when I'm high, lucky for me I'm always high!"

  - Wendel Zimer

  Pothead

• "Handsome, funny, and smart!! "

  - Leah

  Princess

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