2007 June | Dan Naturman

"Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"
- Dan Naturman
Comedian
"Dan is truly unique and the voice of my generation. His sarcastic sassiness combined with his luscious lips makes for explosive comedy."
- Bruno Galeano
Open Mic Comic
"I'm going to have sex with you when you least expect it...whether you like it or not. Oh, yeah. And you're a very funny comedian."
- Anonymous
Supermodel/Amateur Rapist
"Quicktime needs your permission to run."
- QuickTime
Player
"Howza Bowta new CD, huh?"
- Sol Berkowitz
Senor
"Dan is only funny when I'm high, lucky for me I'm always high!"
- Wendel Zimer
Pothead
"I am seeing everything in yellow."
- IP Daily
male
"Just typing this so I can be on Dan Naturman's Billboard. That's fujizzle!"
- G-Thang
N-Word
"Nachez, sup homes, glad to see you back on el radio, here in the barrio esse"
- Alvarez
Heffe
""i remember when I was starting out at New York Comedy Club, you were a super star but you were so supportive to me. "
- matty Goldberg
Your a mensch
"Pick up some crest white strips at your local supermarket and see what it does to your smile you will be amazed by the power of Crest."
- Crest
Toothpaste