• "Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"

  - Dan Naturman

  Comedian

• "Pick up some crest white strips at your local supermarket and see what it does to your smile you will be amazed by the power of Crest."

  - Crest

  Toothpaste

• "dan is funny i guess"

  - Rick

  funny

• "Can I kiss you, please? On the mouth...sorry."

  - Scotty

  Idiot

• "Dan I am told you before now If you going to let me work with you I am make you very big star no questions asked call Lidy at my office tom."

  - Roy Joffe

  Head of Starline Talent Manager Service

• "Dan makes love like a monkey with lime disease"

  - malesha

  former lover of Dan's

• ""You have a great face for podcasting""

  - A. Friend

  President of Show Business

• "Dan, just got your CD. Awesome!"

  - Marc R.

  Norwalk, CT.

• "Milk Milk Lemonade"

  - Rizzo

  Mayor

• "Where have you gone Dan Naturman? Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you."

  - Sid Lentz

  Just another person

• "Dan get out of the business your clogging up the pipes for guys like me who want to work our way down!"

  - Jerry Seinfeld

  TV Proucer/Actor

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