• "Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"

  - Dan Naturman

  Comedian

• "Can I kiss you, please? On the mouth...sorry."

  - Scotty

  Idiot

• "Gay"

  - Mike

  Observer

• "If I were alive, you would totally crack me up."

  - Lee Harvey Oswald

  Framed Patsy

• "Dan I love you, and your full red lips."

  - Dr. Justy Dodge

  Sanskrit Scholar

• "Dan-O Im glad to see your movin up in the web world, big fan of yours as always"

  - Danny Lobell

  Comedian

• "Dan is way sexier than Gwyneth Paltrow. Way."

  - Shnorik Aslanyan

  Cobbler

• "Good for you for updating the site, looks good. BTW: i"m Still a fan, and I'm still enjoying your podcasts..."

  - mollasadra

  Former Webmaster

• "Just typing this so I can be on Dan Naturman's Billboard. That's fujizzle!"

  - G-Thang

  N-Word

• "Dan has the big lips of a black!"

  - Melton

  South African

• "Dan get out of the business your clogging up the pipes for guys like me who want to work our way down!"

  - Jerry Seinfeld

  TV Proucer/Actor

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