• "Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"

  - Dan Naturman

  Comedian

• "Can I kiss you, please? On the mouth...sorry."

  - Scotty

  Idiot

• "Dan is sexier than George Clooney and Brad Pitt rolled together in a hot, sweaty, sticky clump."

  - Trixie "7-10" Mulloy

  Professional Bowler

• "Nachez, sup homes, glad to see you back on el radio, here in the barrio esse"

  - Alvarez

  Heffe

• "If I were alive, you would totally crack me up."

  - Lee Harvey Oswald

  Framed Patsy

• "I heard Dan on a podcast. So inspiring, I had to find him online so I could get more Dan. I just can't get enough Dan NaturMan!"

  - Tommy Sunshine

  Fat Cat

• "Tss, he makes me feel like a Natur-al woman, or somethin'"

  - Lyle Chipperson

  "Chip"

• "Dan Naturman is a jazzy young fellow."

  - Grandma Feinstein

  Grandma

• "Dan get out of the business your clogging up the pipes for guys like me who want to work our way down!"

  - Jerry Seinfeld

  TV Proucer/Actor

• "Dan, just got your CD. Awesome!"

  - Marc R.

  Norwalk, CT.

• "Sorry, I don't have any quotes right now. Check back soon!"

  - Jack

  WebMaster

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