• "Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"

  - Dan Naturman

  Comedian

• "Dan smells really good today."

  - Dan's

  stalker

• "Dan Naturman is one of the funniest people on the planet. He's a natural."

  - Linda

  The Discount Queen

• "Pick up some crest white strips at your local supermarket and see what it does to your smile you will be amazed by the power of Crest."

  - Crest

  Toothpaste

• "Dan I love you, and your full red lips."

  - Dr. Justy Dodge

  Sanskrit Scholar

• "You keep me sane."

  - Carlos Casadores

  Indo-European

• "Dude you are funny!"

  - Mike

  The Man

• "Dan has the big lips of a black!"

  - Melton

  South African

• "Even if he never does anything else, he will always be remembered as creator of the smash hit FrankenComic. "

  - Naturman fan

  with nothing better to do

• "Marriage is a sucker trap."

  - Mitch Romney

  Everyman

• "Go West,Dan."

  - Julien Delacroix

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