• "Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"

  - Dan Naturman

  Comedian

• "My quote disappeared"

  - Prior

  contributor

• "I'm going to have sex with you when you least expect it...whether you like it or not. Oh, yeah. And you're a very funny comedian."

  - Anonymous

  Supermodel/Amateur Rapist

• "Dan get out of the business your clogging up the pipes for guys like me who want to work our way down!"

  - Jerry Seinfeld

  TV Proucer/Actor

• "Dan is truly unique and the voice of my generation. His sarcastic sassiness combined with his luscious lips makes for explosive comedy."

  - Bruno Galeano

  Open Mic Comic

• "You keep me sane."

  - Carlos Casadores

  Indo-European

• "Milk Milk Lemonade"

  - Rizzo

  Mayor

• "Dan Naturman is a jazzy young fellow."

  - Grandma Feinstein

  Grandma

• "How come no podcast no more, eh?"

  - Alfonzo Rico

  Dance Instructor

• "Dan smells really good today."

  - Dan's

  stalker

• ""I find you quite funny and attractive (8.5"). I hope I get to see you perform when I come up from Philly (Red hair; T&A).""

  - Laura Hadden

  30yo SWF

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