"Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"
"Good for you for updating the site, looks good. BTW: i"m Still a fan, and I'm still enjoying your podcasts..."
"Dan makes love like a monkey with lime disease"
"I once booked Dan and he made me laugh a little too hard! "
"Where have you gone Dan Naturman? Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you."
"Dan is nailing it week after week. People, please, for the love of God, listen to goddamn Naturman."
"Dan, just got your CD. Awesome!"
"Handsome, funny, and smart!! "
"Dan is way sexier than Gwyneth Paltrow. Way."
"Dan get out of the business your clogging up the pipes for guys like me who want to work our way down!"
"Dan I love you, and your full red lips."
