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"I saw Dan at a night club doing jokes and the mic died out. Dan didn't loose his cool he simply asked the manager for a new working mic."
"I once booked Dan and he made me laugh a little too hard! "
"Dan is sexier than George Clooney and Brad Pitt rolled together in a hot, sweaty, sticky clump."
"Naturacker, cool new website. What it set you back?"
"Big D., love the new site and love the podcast."
"Dan is only funny when I'm high, lucky for me I'm always high!"
""You have a great face for podcasting""
"I'm going to have sex with you when you least expect it...whether you like it or not. Oh, yeah. And you're a very funny comedian."
"Dan is funny as all hell, period. I watch his stuff over and over."
"Quicktime needs your permission to run."
