"Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"
"Sorry, I don't have any quotes right now. Check back soon!"
"You keep me sane."
"Quicktime needs your permission to run."
"Dan I love you, and your full red lips."
"Good for you for updating the site, looks good. BTW: i"m Still a fan, and I'm still enjoying your podcasts..."
"I love Danny Lobell!"
"Dan Naturman is on the air and he is taking no prisoners"
"Dan is nailing it week after week. People, please, for the love of God, listen to goddamn Naturman."
"Dan makes love like a monkey with lime disease"
"Go West,Dan."
