"Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"
"Pick up some crest white strips at your local supermarket and see what it does to your smile you will be amazed by the power of Crest."
"Dude you are funny!"
"Dan is sexier than George Clooney and Brad Pitt rolled together in a hot, sweaty, sticky clump."
"You keep me sane."
"Nachez, sup homes, glad to see you back on el radio, here in the barrio esse"
"Dan makes love like a monkey with lime disease"
"I'm appearing at the Cellar tonight. Please RT."
"I am seeing everything in yellow."
"Howza Bowta new CD, huh?"
"Dan is truly unique and the voice of my generation. His sarcastic sassiness combined with his luscious lips makes for explosive comedy."
