"Hey, George, update my upcoming gigs! What do I pay you for?"
"Dan, just got your CD. Awesome!"
"Dan makes love like a monkey with lime disease"
"I'm appearing at the Cellar tonight. Please RT."
"Even if he never does anything else, he will always be remembered as creator of the smash hit FrankenComic. "
"If I were alive, you would totally crack me up."
"I saw Dan at a night club doing jokes and the mic died out. Dan didn't loose his cool he simply asked the manager for a new working mic."
"Dan is sexier than George Clooney and Brad Pitt rolled together in a hot, sweaty, sticky clump."
"You keep me sane."
"Dan Naturman is on the air and he is taking no prisoners"
"Where have you gone Dan Naturman? Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you."
